Відео

‘Took paradise and put up a parking lot’ Joni Mitchell 1970 Big Yellow Taxi

George Carlin died 18 years ago, on June 22, 2008, years, which means that he came back from the dead to be interviewed by Jon Stuart seven years ago.

It's just the same in the UK and the rest of the world.

Cancel this, MF

two commies being commies

if only it was illegal to sell shit like that

People never change. Carlin didn’t predict anything, he just saw things as they are.

you can tell carlin only visited big cities

About the education, yeah there is a war on that from conservatives who want to take down colleges & schools & replace them with churches, biased & slanderous conservative church propaganda, & conspiracy theories.

Well it is not like that anymore here in USA. The local independent restaurants are better than the fast food places IMO. Fast food kind of lies about many things about their food. Concession stands have always been expensive & nowadays everything is.

And everyone is still trying to enter Us and Canada today. And George Carlin was one of the 1% richest people.

Wow!!!

This is not comedy, this is education

Actual. As then, as now. He was right. Revolution, anyone? 😅

I wish George was here today to help me make sense of today's world.

Jalapeños are expensive

I have always wondered about that.......how do really fat people with big butts clean themselves after going to the bathroom?

I would have loved to hear what he would have said about trump and his cult.

This is just too beautiful not to share I was wondering what this beautiful would have thought of the things going on today. I asked Chat GPT to create a skit about flat earthers in his voice. 😂 Afterwards I thought I would look up the day that he passed and it turns out to be today! Felt like a beautiful synchronicity. ❤ We sure do love and miss you George. George walks onto the stage with his signature black attire and holds a microphone.) George: Thank you, thank you! It's great to be here. You know, there's been a lot of stupid sh*t in the world lately, but nothing-and I mean nothing-beats the flat earthers. I mean, have you seen these people? They're like the folks who missed the boat when the rest of humanity sailed off into reason and logic. They’re standing on the dock, waving their arms, yelling, “Hey, the Earth is flat!” and the rest of us are like, “Good luck with that, Columbus.” You know what gets me? They’ve got conventions. Actual gatherings where they get together and talk about how the Earth is flat. It's like an idiot convention. You got all these folks wandering around, wearing tinfoil hats, comparing notes on how the government’s hiding the edge of the world. “Hey, did you know the edge is guarded by NASA?” “Yeah, yeah, and Elvis is there too, right?” And then there are the arguments. Oh, the arguments. “If the Earth was round, wouldn't we all just slide off?” Jesus Christ, I hope these people don't try to apply this logic to the rest of their lives. “If a cup is round, how come my coffee doesn’t spill all over the table?” Maybe because there’s this thing called GRAVITY, you moron! But they have this thing called ‘evidence.’ Yeah, they’ll point at the horizon and go, “Look, it’s flat!” Well, no sh*t, Sherlock. I’m pretty sure you need to understand basic optics before you start reinterpreting the laws of physics. These people think they’re Galileo fighting against the Catholic Church, but they’re just drunk Uncle Larry at Thanksgiving, shouting at the turkey. And have you heard their take on gravity? “Gravity’s a hoax! Things just fall because they’re heavy!” Right, and I guess you’re single because women just don’t like breathing your air? Look, if gravity didn’t exist, we’d all be floating around like astronauts in zero-G, trying to find a bathroom in space. You know what’s really rich? They use GPS to prove their point. GPS! Global Positioning System. They’re like, “If the Earth is round, how come my GPS works perfectly fine?” Because it’s based on satellites orbiting a ROUND EARTH, you dipsh*t! If the Earth were flat, GPS would be called “FPPS”-Flat Positioning Paradoxical System-because it wouldn’t make any damn sense! And these people love to say they’re ‘thinking for themselves.’ Yeah, thinking so much for themselves that they’ve completely abandoned reality. It’s like they woke up one morning and said, “You know what? Screw thousands of years of scientific progress, I’m gonna trust my own two eyes and a bunch of UA-cam videos made by some guy named ConspiracyCarl666.” But you know what the best part is? When they try to recruit you. “Join us! Open your eyes! See the truth!” Yeah, the only truth I see is that you skipped too many science classes and now you’re trying to drag the rest of us down into your abyss of ignorance. No thanks, pal. I’d rather spend my time with people who believe in things like evolution and climate change. So here’s my advice to flat earthers: take a trip. A one-way ticket to the edge of the Earth. When you find it, take a picture, and if you happen to fall off, don't worry-we’ll catch you on the rebound when you circle back around. Thank you, you’ve been a great audience! Enjoy the round trip home! **(George exits the stage to roaring laugh)

Fuck Maga, he’s talking about the entire US population. This society is full of a bunch of fuckin retards

Talking about maga 🤣😭 lord help us

Boy, did George not call it about Jon...

I wish he was still with us rest in peace

The modern Mark Twain! Or Roy Rodgers.

John dressing like Fonzy 🙂

This is so very, very poignant. People want to elect a 34 time felon, a wealthy dickhead, who REALLY wants to take away their guns. After he locks up everyone who might try to stop him. Make no mistake: Jan 6 was a dry run...

The true visionary! Genius! My favorite ever George Carlin. This needs to be shown to every kid on the planet so they know what this world actually is

Abraham Lincoln Was, a Righteous Man and a De Jure Saint, 8 Planet Formation Aeons Ago And He Still Is. 8 Planetary Formations Later and Is Pure Blood North American Judayin And Mojo German, From The Later Stalk Of Royal Scotts. Remember now, that's Extending From 8 Planetary Aeons Prior and He Survived, since His Initial Birth, until His Pattern on the Mount of Serving as, the Highest Public Servant of De Jure Sovereigns, filling Their Interim Ordained corporation of the United States Confederate (Consolidating the different Articles of the Federal government's functions). He Had to Fight His way out from, the Catacombs and then Travel to North America, to Achieve His PreDestined Position. Even the North American Republic was, also Interim, representing the Higher Law of the land. Representing God's Chosen People of the land, without a Active King. De Jure Oligarchy, being Higher than even, the Common Law of the land, by Having All and all, of the reconsolidated prerogative rights of, The De Jure Active King, Who could not be sued, just like a High Priest. In Whose absence, the De Jure People of the land, would claim possession of having prerogative rights that formally Belongs to, the future or former De Jure King, Who may be only retired, still Having Ownership, of the land and receiving rent, there from, while in Devolution.

4:10 in the 90s and 2000s Carlin called it, they used kids as the token to take away your rights and control you. Now in 2024 its women, minorities, and LGBT. They could give a fuck about kids now 🤦‍♂🤡🤣

I remember GC when I was growing up. I am glad that I have decided to revisit him. My GAWD, he was brilliant!

Skrting on the surface by The Smile

Over the decades, we haven't even bothered to go the malls anymore. Have everything delivered. Now dead malls and empty stores in strip malls.

maga probably think he speaks for them, like they think the book 1984 represents their cause

EVERY LAST REPUBLICAN. That’s exactly who he’s referring.

very relevant to this day! 6/19/24 wow!

He's right, you know. 😢

This might be his bet bit of all time - the BOAT.

Fat MAGA people are triggered

Jon Stewart is such a poser. Never have liked him. Carlin, well he is a legend.

"It was nice when we stole it". Also the goddamn shopping mall.

Just how the govt set us all up to be....🙄

Can you imagine what hed have to say about student loan debt forgiveness!

Wonder if Lizzo saw this?

It's because of greed. All the world is about. Money.

The last 3 minutes of this really woke me up when I first listened to it as a teenager almost 20 years ago. His rants are more relevant than ever.

Its a mental health issue disguised as obesity and its sequela…

This is what woke should be. Seeing reality.

Highly intelligent and insightful man, everything most politician’s are not!

i just now figured out that rick sanchez is 100% george carlin

Always care and always will❤